This entire picture is unsettling, but we get the feeling this woman is aiming to achieve a record of some sort. Or rather, we can't imagine why she would be doing this to herself if that wasn't the case. There doesn't seem to be any advantages to having nails this long, after all. It just seems like even everyday tasks would be immensely difficult with this kind of obstacle in your way. But, surely she knows better than anyone why she has such nails and what she's aiming to achieve with them.
Take What You Can Get
We're assuming this guy was dragged to Walmart by his friends even though he hasn't slept in 24 hours. That being said, we can't blame him for taking whatever opportunity is available to take a little rest, even if the blankets and the pillows are comprised entirely of meat. But maybe he should have considered the furniture section of the store for his power nap: somehow, we get the feeling that his bed of choice is very cold, and that hoodie probably isn't helping all that much.
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Even Worse Than a Mullet
Bad haircuts are a dime a dozen at Walmart, but this one is particularly noteworthy because it looks like a very half-hearted attempt to pull off a mullet. Or at least, that's our best interpretation of whatever this happens to be. If this man is trying to relive his youth, he may want to take into consideration that he no longer has enough hair to really make it happen. But hey, we're not going to crush his dreams of luscious hair.
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Public Piracy and Exhibition
Nearly every Walmart has a changing room somewhere, and yet, many, many people feel the need to try clothes or costumes on in the middle of the store, in front of everyone. Why did this couple feel the need to practice for Halloween? Who knows. What we do know is that we're a little iffy on trying out Walmart clothes or costumes ourselves, knowing that strangers are putting them on willy-nilly right in the aisles whenever they want.
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Welcome to the Jungle
Seeing animals in Walmart isn't exactly anything new. People bring their dogs of course, but other creatures that have been seen include turtles, snakes, birds and now, ferrets. Why this man has a ferret is a mystery, though maybe it serves the purpose of an emotional support animal. That said, there's a little bit of concern over having a rodent of sorts around a place where people are buying food, but apparently no Walmart employee felt this was a problem.
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All Dogs go to Walmart
Speaking of animals, we did say that dogs are pretty common in the world of Walmart, but three still seems a little excessive. Maybe this woman just doesn't want any of her fur babies to feel left out, so she brings all of them along every single time. Still, we can't help but hope these dogs are well-behaved, because they would have no problem at all jumping out of this buggy and making a break for freedom.
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Fashion Folly 101
Putting your shirt on backward is one of the oldest and most common mistakes in regards to dressing yourself. But really, how does one put on a Polo shirt backward without noticing, and without feeling the disturbance after having it on? Then again, who says it was a mistake? Maybe this young fellow is just postulating a new fashion trend and the rest of us are behind the curve?
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Those Darn Newfangled Trends
The fact that people are taking plungers and sticking them to their bodies is evidence that the newest trend is always wackier than the last one. Were they just bored while passing the aisle with the plungers? Or did they come to Walmart with this plan specifically in mind? But hey, they appear to be having fun at any rate. The real question is, at what point do Walmart employees actually intervene on things like this?
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Making it Crystal Clear
Is this person asserting their gender as clearly and obviously as possible so people will stop misidentifying them? Or did they just lose a bet with one of their best friends? Either way, this definitely seems like something worthy of a cocked eyebrow while grocery shopping at Walmart. On the bright side, at least this individual knows that Great Value cereal is by far the best choice for their wallet, so whatever the reason for that sign, they've got real wisdom.
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If the Dress Fits
As we've said before, lots of people have a strange penchant for changing clothes in public as far as Walmart is concerned. But dropping one's pants right there in the middle of the aisle sure seems like a little much, even for Walmart. But on the bright side, the man in question got that dress on pretty quick, so at least any innocent eyes are spared the view so long as he keeps it on.
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Half-n-Half Class
As we've proven already, fashion statements are one of the most eye-catching things going on at Walmart at any point in time. This old man's choice of fashion makes us curious what type of event requires half of a tuxedo and a kilt. But we could accept the tux and the kilt as part of something mildly reasonable. The real question is, what on Earth is the deal with the pink tights? That's a lot harder to fathom.
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